I keep getting told

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 12/23/2013 at 12:11 • Filed to: None

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how bad the roads are. Like I was going to get up in the middle of my shift and run home suddenly. Apparently the roads in my town are the worst. To show that she's not "bullshiting me" one lady came over and showed me a Facebook post on her phone. Because that makes it completely credible? It's freezing rain out. It's been freezing rain all weekend. Of course the roads are bad!

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 12:14

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still slick in Portland. How bad were they this am up there?

On another note that is one of the people who believes anything the internet says...

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 12:15

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Facebook = teh trufth!!!1!

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 12/23/2013 at 12:18

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The only issue I had was the my passenger door warning came on because it ceased being frozen shut.

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 12:20

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Phone call to MrsGolem: "Sorry dear I can't come home tonight. Some guy that knows my coworker says that the roads are really bad and are the worst in our town. Tell the kids I love them and I'll try to be home for Christmas."

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 12:32

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I love how every time it snows anywhere in any city everyone always tries to small talk about how bad the roads are. I used to hear it all the time, so I would go check for myself, and half the time the roads were so bad, I couldn't force my car to lose traction.

CalzoneGolem > CAR_IS_MI 12/23/2013 at 12:34

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It's like a contest to see who can have that worst commute. IDEFK!

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 12:39

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My favorite person is the one who thinks the roads are bad, even though they are clear, plowed, sanded, salted, and vacant; and still this person drives at 5 MPH. This same person later complains that the roads were SOOO BAD that it took them 45 minutes to travel 5 miles...

CalzoneGolem > CAR_IS_MI 12/23/2013 at 13:21

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This must be the same person that always gets less sleep than you also.

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 13:27

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Oh yea man, I know exactly how you feel! getting 7 hours of sleep sucks, I would know, I only got 6 hours last night. And 5! the night before that!

CalzoneGolem > CAR_IS_MI 12/23/2013 at 13:30

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I haven't slept since 1986.

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 13:38

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Dude, one time, I didn't sleep from 1832 until 1994.

CalzoneGolem > CAR_IS_MI 12/23/2013 at 13:40

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One time, I never sleeped at all! Ever!

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 13:43

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Well one time I fell asleep while not sleeping and walking uphill in the snow both ways while wearing stale hamburger buns for shoes and carrying a pony on my back.

CalzoneGolem > CAR_IS_MI 12/23/2013 at 14:20

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Man, I wish I had a pony to carry! I had a burlap sack full of rocks. It's just not the same.

TwoFortified > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 18:39

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Everyone here in the Sea-Tac area of WA last weekend were going on about "OMG SUCH BAD ROADS!" which, for me, is like "Fuck yeah!" because my S13 is just a blast to slide around. So I'm cornering (where it's safe and clear and whatnot) and stabbing the accelerator a bit, just to get a real low-angle drift going (because safety. Also, that's enough to keep me happy) and I couldn't get my tires to break free.

If my S13 with an RB20 isn't sliding all over the place, the roads are just fine.